Out of the mouths...
I know, I know, I'm supposed to focus on life in Cubeyville. But part of that is the stories people tell about their kids, so that's the segue! Here's some of the (again, true!) words that have emerged from the mouths of my nieces, nephews, assorted godchildren, children of friends and the people who sit near me in church. I can't help it if they're worth repeating. Or if your minds go into places that they shouldn't. Go wash them out with soap. :) "We're not friends anymore. You might be my friend, but I'm not your friend." (age 4) "You didn't tell me enough nursery rhymes. So I'm never ever your friend again." ( A rendition of "Old King Cole" and "Three Blind Mice" later ) "OK, now we're best friends forever." (age 5.) "Auntie, my penis is broken! You have to fix it! Look! Fix it! It doesn't make any more pee, and I want to finish filling up the bowl like my